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okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

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"Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are."

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"You look like a dream I’ve never had before."

- Richard Brautigan, The Abortion  (via dmthvg)

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The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

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Learn to live alone if you despise yourself because you will always question people’s sanity and intentions if they see anything good in you.

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Aziz is putting that marketing major to good use.

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