Two frequent moods: too high and not high enough
in australia we had this childrens show called around the twist and there was this one episode where the 10 year old gets a fish stuck in his penis and spends the entire season winning swimming races by using his penis as a propeller
this is actually real
Very, very real.
- (via kissingbottles)
When you feel life coming down on you,
Like a heavy weight.
When you feel this crazy society,
Adding to the strain.
Take a stroll to the nearest waters
And remember your place.
Many moons have risen and fallen long, long before you came.
So which way is the wind blowin’,
And what does your heart say?
I’m at that awkward age where half my friends are engaged or having babies, and the other half are too drunk to find their phones.
Ha ha seriously tho.